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		<title>Jellybean Highfive and the Technical Orange</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>S.D. Smith</dc:creator>
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Jellybean Highfive surveyed the room. This took a long time because the questions were detailed. He finished and returned to the table.
“The last time I was here was months ago, back in the late 2000’s. A lot has changed, but some things remain the same. For instance, that waiter still has the same shirt on,” he [...]]]></description>
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<p>Jellybean Highfive surveyed the room. This took a long time because the questions were detailed. He finished and returned to the table.</p>
<p>“The last time I was here was months ago, back in the late 2000’s. A lot has changed, but some things remain the same. For instance, that waiter still has the same shirt on,” he said.</p>
<p>“I think that’s a uniform,” Karl said.</p>
<p>“I don’t pay you to think.”</p>
<p>“You don’t pay me at all, Jellybean. I’m your boss.”</p>
<p>“Only in a technical sense, Karl.” Jellybean squinted up at the ceiling. “Anyway, I don’t work for you today.”</p>
<p>“You did earlier.”</p>
<p>“But I clocked out, so…”</p>
<p>“It’s still today.”</p>
<p>“Technically, you’re right. But I’ve got a feeling about this day.”</p>
<p>“Is it remorse? Because that’s what I’m feeling.”</p>
<p>“No, it’s orange.”</p>
<p>“Orange?”</p>
<p>“Let me be more specific,” Jellybean said, “I mean the color, not the fruit.”</p>
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