Five Quick Steps To Not Making Internet Lists


1. Start at the beginning and don’t start at the beginning. 2.What are you doing? I said stop making lists. Listen to me. I’m on the internet making a list. I have mysterious authority and imaginary power over you. 3. Bear in mind how vexing it is to read these horrible, horrible lists. Conjure a […]

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Ugly Authors and Audiobooks


“For an author, Jerry Vale was rather nice looking. Most authors, as is widely known, resemble in appearance the more degraded types of fish, unless they look like birds, when they could pass as vultures and no questions asked.” P.G. Wodehouse, Pigs Have Wings Note: Martin Jarvis reading this for the audiobook is better than […]

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