“S.D. Smith is the greatest ukelele player who has written stories about me, hands down,” said Jellybean Highfive, interesting person. “Seriously, put your hands down. Right now,” he went on. “He also has beautiful hair,” he added, “and a firm grip on the intricacies of the religious habits of birds. I expect his forthcoming volume, Ornitheology, to be nearly as amazing as the forthcoming volume of forthcoming tales about me, Jellybean Highfive,” Mr. Highfive concluded interestingly. “After the first three forthcoming volumes of tales about me, the fourth will be forthcoming,” he mentioned, grinning angrily.