Wonderbombs
» S.D. Smith

I bet Disney World would have (has?) an unstoppable army. They send out Mickey and Goofy in the first wave to lull you into a false sense of childlike wonder –then they drop the megaton, bunker-busting bombs on your childlike rear end.

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2 Responses to “Wonderbombs”

  • Loren Eaton Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 8:10 am

    And Mickey and Goofy are probably intentionally infected with some virulent strain of Swine flu right before they march.

  • John Says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 7:27 am

    Then they can send in Donald Duck with the ability to shoot a laser from his eyes and then the rest of the X-Men gang, thanks to the new purchase from Disney.

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