You know what would be ironic? If we learned Iron Man’s suit was really made of steel.

Also, he’s not a man.

Note: Get used to this kind of post. Next week, all week, it’s going to be a steady diet of short-ish, Twitter-esque posts designed by me (during at least fifteen seconds of mild concentration) to maximize your enjoyment in a short period of time. That is, if you have the same sort of weird sense of humor I have. Also, as an added bonus (a bonus bonus), every single post next week will center on my thoughts about Disney World –a dark, sinister place I have never been to. I know, I know, a groundswell of excitement and anticipation will be building, the likes of which we haven’t seen in several decaminutes.