While I Changed an Apocalyptic Diaper for His Baby Brother
» S.D. Smith
“Daddy, you know what I will never, ever, never, ever, ever, ever do?”
“No, son. What’s that?”
“Fight against God. Or touch that yucky, stinky diaper.”

My oldest son is 3.
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:10 am
That’s great.
Maybe that will translate to (when he’s older):
“Fight against God. Or touch that yucky, stinky sin.”
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:58 am
Your son is wise beyond his years …
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:55 am
Bless his heart! May the first part be true and the second part not be extended to all yucky, stinky diapers (or his future wife might not be impressed!).
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I am with you little man!!!
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Precious!!!
October 7th, 2009 at 6:08 am
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