A Day in the Life of S.D. Smith
» S.D. Smith
Pop Quiz, Class
Which of these things do you think happened to me yesterday?
A. Saw Rudolph Giuliani, former mayor of some big city.
B. Was involved in breaking up a fight in a Claire’s boutique at “the mall” where two people were eventually arrested.
C. Had an embarrassing mix-up with a big-time, West Virginia politician where I made a lame joke and he did not laugh it off.
D. Heard Robert Schuller say some crazy things in person, like “impossibility is not a scientific word.”
E. Listened to Sandra McCracken’s new record and loved it.
F. Three beautiful, young, twenty-year-old women ran out of a store towards me and my oldest brother yelling “Men! Men! Men!”
G. I saw the lady from whom I bought the first novel I ever bought when I was a little kid.
H. Had dinner made by some one who was recently featured in a popular cookbook.
I. All of the Above
Hint: I is correct (in fact, I is usually correct, especially about grammar).
